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when life gives you lululemon, YOU SET IT ON FIRE

despite the real log jam at the screenprinting factory (?!@#$ing hipsters!), we got new topanga breakfast garbs IN STOCK. the swagged out tees highlight new sweat stain removal tech (if that's something you need, i don't sweat anymore) that my cerebrally-jacked sister is prototyping.



think of the HIGH IMPACT slimnastics you could carry out in this. it comes in ALL sizes. find YOUR fit here.

topanga breakfast bootcamp LLC is not responsible if your muscles turn this tee into miniscule iotas of 100% cotton. NO REFUNDS.

LGL (LETS GET LIFTING!!!)


flames

notices

  • 5/2/22: to whomever scuffed my paintjob after class today– your ass is mine!
  • 4/23/22: as of today, no children are allowed to accompany their parents at bootcamp (i'm looking at you lori)
  • 4/20/22: i don't know if i believe in god anymore :/
  • 4/06/22: let's all welcome kenny to the team! he'll be handling the day-to-day juggling around the office on top of kids' birthday parties. (yes, he's a clown. but keep it on the DL (he's sensitive about it.))