5/2/22: to whomever scuffed my paintjob after class today– your ass is mine!
4/23/22: as of today, no children are allowed to accompany their parents at bootcamp (i'm looking at you lori)
4/20/22: i don't know if i believe in god anymore :/
4/06/22: let's all welcome kenny to the team! he'll be handling the day-to-day juggling around the office on top of kids' birthday parties.
(yes, he's a clown. but keep it on the DL (he's sensitive about it.))
